Vampire Jokes

Whats a vampires best friend?

A blood hound.

What do you call a vampire that keeps bothering you all the time?

A pain in the neck.

What do you call a foolish old vampire?

A silly-old sucker.

What do you call a mad vampire?

A little batty.

Why did the vampire become an actor?

It was in his blood.

What do you call a snowman with Dracula?

Frostbite.

How do you know when a vampire has a cold?

Its in his coffin.

Skeleton Jokes

Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?

Because it had no guts.

What do you call a skeleton sleeping all the time?

Lazy bones.

Why didnt the skeleton get a fright when the ghost shouted boo!

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What do you call pirates aboard a ship that have returned, after being lost for 100 years?

A skeleton crew.

Why didnt the skeleton go to the party?

It had no body to go with.

Ghost Jokes

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you beleive in people?

How can you tell a ghost is telling a lie?

You can see right through them.

Halloween Jokes

Why did one witch wear her hair up and the other witch wore hers down?

So you could tell which witch is witch.

When is it unlucky to pass a black cat?

When you're a mouse.

Why Didnt the mummy want to take a break?

It was afraid to unwind.

What do you call a black cat and a lemon?

A sour-puss.

What goes "Ha Ha Ha.." Thud!

A zombie laughing its head off.